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Videos of the week and some other stuff…
by Eric on Apr.22, 2010, under Uncategorized
First; an epic metaphor for life:
Movie
Hochgeladen von paulinebastard. – Kunst und Animation Videos.
and now; a conversation with a buddy from 30 seconds ago
Kevin: eric
i have a story for you
just happened on my front porch
me: ?
Kevin: ok
so im out watering a plant
and this bum walks past
and ask for cigarette butts
can i have some ducks
thats what he says
i say ok
then on the porch he sees a newcastle
full to the top
ohh can i have that
i say sure man
its from last night
he takes a swig
spits it in the lawn
thats urine man
somebody pissed in the bottle on the porch last night and i served it to a bum
me: hahahah
u win?
Kevin: unless he fire bombs my house
me: haha
Kevin: that was 10 min ago
me: hahahah
who pissed in a bottle
im putting that on my website
Kevin: there is more
he was like smellling it
and i smelled it, did not smell like beer
so he tries another one with just a bit in the bottom
piss too
Kevin: he reads the bottle “brewed in england”
“i think thats urine”
me: maybe it was just skanky from being out and hot all day
did you laugh in his face
Kevin: no
i was in disbelief
but i knew i had a hot story on my hands
Sent at 1:52 PM on Thursday
Kevin: if he comes back around im going to give him some whiskey





